The Jane

Gotta love a swirly font.

Nothing says “welcome” like a rat in a fez.

A peacock and a stag walk into a bar…

This is bedroom where I slept.

I know my monogrammed luggage is super pretentious but I’m also drinking a Vitamin Water Zero so it balances out.

Full disclosure I got this picture is from the internet so you can actually see how nice the room is.

Fact: The survivors of The Titanic stayed at The Jane when their rescue ship docked in New York. I wonder if Rose had a shower here?

New York novels because New York.

Managed to spaff $80 in Duane Reade on Advil and Melatonin.

I find the coasters dead chic.

The lobby boy’s outfits are straight outta Grand Budapest Hotel. This guy’s Nikes add a sartorial note.

I had a couple of martinis and tried to buy this monkey in a fez from the barman but got denied…which in retrospect is a relief.